Brady Gets Haircut, World Spins Off Axis

There are certain events in the world of sports that transcend the sport themselves, that become a critical part of our culture for both football fans and non-fans alike.  These are the watershed events that can define a player, a season, or even a career.  One of these rare events happened today.  Tom Brady got a haircut.

Before you roll your eyes and scoff, let me point out a couple of other important pieces of information.

Tom Brady threw four interceptions in last week’s loss to the Buffalo Bills.  They Patriots hadn’t lost to the Bills since the 2003 season, when they lost 31-0 in a September game in which Brady also  threw 4 interceptions.

That year, the Patriots started 2-2 before winning their last 12 games, and ultimately went on to win Super Bowl XXXVIII.

And that season, Tom Brady had SHORT HAIR.

OK, now you can roll your eyes and scoff.

Next week we will discuss how Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy and Kennedy’s secretary was named Lincoln, and how that impacted the career of former offensive tackle Lincoln Kennedy.

One Response to “Brady Gets Haircut, World Spins Off Axis”

  1. Rojere Bruno

    This article about Tom Brady is a wast e of space, He’s a baby, maybe he should be compared to Justin Beber if we are going to start analyzing hi hair length!!

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